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Self-Kicking Club

Rockport, Washington (October 2000)

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Self-Kicking Club of Rockport Washington

Demonstration of the wonderful Self-Kicking Club contraption: the self-kicker stands in the designated spot, turns the crank, the crank rotates a chain geared to four revolving boots, and the self-kicker is appropriately kicked in the ass. Truly a marvel of modern science, and a sure sign of American ingenuity advancing us into the future.